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true as fuck zodiac

  • aries:

    lovable but still a lil bitch

  • taurus:

    p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time

  • gemini:

    crayola as fuck

  • cancer:

    rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit

  • leo:

    cutest ever

  • virgo:

    really deep and doesn't take any shit

  • libra:

    weird as hell omg

  • scorpio:

    probably satan

  • sagittarius:

    cute and very sweet

  • capricorn:

    to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices

  • aquarius:

    charming but hella strange once you know them

  • pisces:

    even more crayola than gemini

deanwinchestertheprincess:

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

no seriously I was in the north-end right and this cop car pulls over and stop next me and some friends call us over and just hands up stickers 

lift-witch:

seetobe:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Please spare some time for Darren Rainey. This is a horrific brutality against a human being that is being swept under the rug by most media. 

THESE ARE THINGS THAT HAPPEN THIS ACTUALLY WENT ON WTF

anxi3tey:

toocooltobehipster:

theownerofthetruestcock:

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

"Stop being dead."

FUCK COLLEGE I WANNA JOIN THIS CLASS

STOP BEING DEAD, RIGHT NOW

(Source: disgus-ting)

brainstatic:

historical-nonfiction:

A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill the cup with wine up to a certain level. If the user fills only to that level, the imbiber may enjoy a drink in peace. If, however, the user gets greedy, the cup dumps all the wine into the unfortunate victim’s lap.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

(Source: Wikipedia)

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