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sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog)

Send me a Smash Brother and I'll tell you:

  • Mario:

    My favorite video game series, and favorite game in the series.

  • Luigi:

    A character I would like to see get more attention.

  • Peach:

    A character I'd like to get a kiss from.

  • Bowser:

    A boss battle that I love

  • Donkey Kong:

    A bad guy I'd like to see become good.

  • Diddy Kong:

    Favorite sidekick character, or a character I think could use a sidekick.

  • Yoshi:

    A character that I think deserves their very own spinoff series.

  • Wario:

    A character I don't like in one of my favorite series.

  • Link:

    A game or a part of a game that really tested my courage.

  • Zelda:

    A game that had the most or one of the most perplexing puzzles.

  • Sheik:

    A plot twist I really like.

  • Ganondorf:

    An item from a game I'd do anything to have.

  • Toon Link:

    A series I think could use a new look.

  • Samus:

    A character who's outfit I'd totally wear.

  • Zero Suit Samus:

    A character who I'd like more backstory for.

  • Pit:

    An older game or series I'd like to see get revived for a sequel.

  • Ice Climber:

    A game I love to play with others.

  • R.O.B.:

    My favorite gaming accessory.

  • Kirby:

    A Character who's abilities you'd love to have.

  • Metaknight:

    A gaming mystery you'd really like to see cleared up.

  • King Dedede:

    A series you can't get enough of.

  • Olimar:

    A game that feels like it took ( or is taking ) forever to be releaed.

  • Fox:

    A game you enjoy but other people don't really seem to.

  • Falco:

    A game I am unusually good at.

  • Wolf:

    A gaming Cliche I'd like to see put to rest.

  • Captain Falcon:

    Competitive multiplayer, or co-op?

  • Pikachu:

    Favorite Pokemon

  • Pokemon Trainer:

    What kind of pet I would have from the world of video games.

  • Lucario:

    A game everyone seems to enjoy but you can't get into.

  • Jigglypuff:

    A song I really like from a game.

  • Marth:

    A game I never played but would really like to.

  • Ike:

    My Smash Bros. Mains

  • Ness:

    A game I regret not experiencing when It was new.

  • Lucas:

    A game I really wish they would localize in my region.

  • Mr. Game & Watch:

    Classic games, or modern games?

  • Snake:

    A cutscene I really love.

  • Sonic:

    My most wanted characters for the next Super Smash Bros. Game

  • Roy:

    A character I would replace with another character ( from the same game or a different one )

  • Mewtwo:

    A character in one of my favorite series that I wish would make another appearance

  • Dr. Mario:

    Favorite Alternate Outfit?

  • Pichu:

    Part of a game that makes me question the developer's decision making skills.

  • Young Link:

    A game that I consider my childhood.

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

(Source: methhomework)

letsblameitonthedevil:

loyaltonothingexceptthedream:

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

lizthefangirl:

talithalungbarrow:

hopelesshoneyxo:

nataliesgrotto:

let’s take a minute and realize how heavy that train must have been.

Well considering how heavy her hair used to be, that trail would be rather easy, don’t you think?

What if the train is exactly as long as her hair was?

oH COME O N DISNEY

Just think, after years of being weighed down by like 60ft of hair and to suddenly have it all gone? She’s going to have major balance problems after that and afterwards be really fast.

Is no one going to talk about the horse just hanging out in church?

he’s not “just hanging out” he’s the ringbearer

(Source: disneyismyescape)

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